5 Best Ways to Get Revenge on a Chimpanzee

Angry MonkeyIf you own a chimp, then you know how annoying they can be. Grrrr!!! But don’t just get mad, get even! Today we’re discussing the 5 best ways to get revenge on a chimpanzee.

1. Take and Distribute Pictures of His Ass

Chimps are extremely self-conscious when it comes to their asses. And with good reason. So take advantage, by snapping some choice pics and posting them around the neighborhood. A Polaroid camera has the added benefit of being loud and scary sounding. Read the rest of this article »

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