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Comment on 7 Ways to Apologize for Attempting Ass Sex Without Permission by Swift

Swift — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 07:07:11 +0000

I looked at the date and realized what an old document this post is. I contemplated on the subject of the post and realized that, despite being over a YEAR old, it was still very relevant to my life and my work as a proposer of ass sex.

I was quickly reminded of such documents as the United States Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the Hammurabi Code, or the “Do unto others as you would have unto you” rule that Confucius and ninety other famous dudes have said. What does 7 Ways to Apologize for Attempting Ass Sex Without Permission have in common with these great, historical, universal truths? Despite being super old and almost forgotten, it is forever relevant.

Thank you, Danny.

Comment on Sneak Your Friends into Canada! by Gunther

Gunther — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 06:46:03 +0000

We have a road trip planned to visit a friend in Alberta, but one of our friends never had a passport..so were going to try to get him to cross in a remote area then meet up at a rendevouz.

Comment on If You Owe Any Monkeys an Apology… Now’s The Time by Erik K Veland

Erik K Veland — Wed, 27 May 2009 10:06:31 +0000

Hopefully this flattering photo of one will get me off the hook

Thanks for the credit, adhering to my CC!

Comment on Sneak Your Friends into Canada! by Jennifer.

Jennifer. — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 03:46:32 +0000

I may try this, I need to sneak into canada in a few weeks ^_^

Comment on 7 Ways to Apologize for Attempting Ass Sex Without Permission by Dave

Dave — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 05:08:13 +0000

This is pure brilliance! A true work of art. Sure to help many a guy in the future.

Comment on If You Owe Any Monkeys an Apology… Now’s The Time by danny

danny — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 21:40:10 +0000

Yeah, serzly. Work on your pluralz pub school.

Comment on If You Owe Any Monkeys an Apology… Now’s The Time by Derek Wagner

Derek Wagner — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 01:19:08 +0000

Maybe you should have asked them how to spell “monkeys”, retard.

Comment on 7 Ways to Apologize for Attempting Ass Sex Without Permission by Andy

Andy — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:51:08 +0000

You, sir, are brilliant. I mean that with the utmost sincerity.

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Comment on If You Owe Any Monkeys an Apology… Now’s The Time by steveballmer

steveballmer — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 01:08:23 +0000

I personally know some pretty smart monkies!