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Convert a Hobo Into a Classic English Butler!

Looking for some classy help at home? Short on cash? Then why not CONVERT a hobo into a classic ENGLISH BUTLER!! It sounds complicated but it’s SOOO easy. Here’s how!

1. Preliminary Step: Acquire a Hobo

Hobos congregate in different areas depending on the breed. Cruise the rail yards for a classic style or trendy coffee shops for an Ashley Olsen style. We prefer a classic as they are less likely to sass you.

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