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		<title>If You Owe Any Monkeys an Apology… Now’s The Time</title>
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		<title>The Easiest, Fastest, Least Expensive Ways to Groom Your Dog</title>
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		<title>Oops! 7 Dating Mistakes That Will Cost You Big Time</title>
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		<title>The Warehouse Club MEGA Secrets That Costco, Sam&#8217;s and BJ&#8217;s Don&#8217;t Want You To Know!</title>
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		<title>6 Things You Can Do If You Have an LOLdong</title>
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		<title>Situations that Are Difficult to Resolve With Cheetos</title>
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		<title>6 Tips For Dating During a Recession</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:09:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>7 Ways to Apologize for Attempting Ass Sex Without Permission</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 01:43:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>15 Things You Can Hide in Your Ass and Not Get Caught (At the Airport and In General)</title>
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		<title>How to Track Down Anyone.  With a Cougar.</title>
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