If You Owe Any Monkeys an Apology… Now’s The Time
If you didn’t catch this, the 2nd most incredibly titled news article EVER (keep reading for numero uno… fo reals, it’s that good), then you should read it, and read it good.
Evidently, Dr. “To Hell With The Consequences, I’m Putting Robot Arms On a Monkey” at the University of Pittsburgh thought it would be a good idea… TO START PUTTING ROBOT ARMS ON MONKEYS!! And has thus set in motion a chain of events that will very likely destroy our civilization. At least, those were my take-aways.
So if you’ve wronged a monkey recently, it might be a good idea to have a good old-fashioned apology letter handy. Here’s a sample to help get you started.
