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		<title>Situations that Are Difficult to Resolve With Cheetos</title>
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Cheetos (a.k.a. Cheezies, Tasties, Wotsits) can be used to resolve a wide variety of tough situations, like getting revenge on an a-hole at the laundromat or dealing with snoring fat guys on an airplane.  But be careful. You can become overconfident in your Cheetos conflict resolution skills.  Here are some scenarios that require [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pack Yourself a Late 19th Century Factory Worker Lunch</title>
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