I will address your well-formed points in reverse order. Yessir, more piping hot penis and ass posts coming your way. 2 doors makes a huuuge difference. Agreed on new Chester’s perviness (especially when he says “Felicia”) but Cheetos will never be dead to me. They definitely work, my dong has never been more organized, but I’m not using one for the reasons suggested in the post, I just really love shopping at Brookstone.

1. Cheetos post was eh. Chester is a perv now so they’re dead to me.

2. It’s a good thing my G35 is a sedan.

3. More penis and ass posts, please.

Your 1 chuckle, 1 snicker lifeline has plucked me from the lower depths of my self-loathing and shame over the Cheetos post, and allowed me to bask, ever so briefly, in the glory of acceptance.

I can now move on to loathing/shaming myself over the current posts that I am writing, which is a much better use of my time. Clearly I now need some sort of snicker/chuckle/laugh measurement system so I can more accurately apply the correct level of self-loathing to each post.

I also snickered about crunching them loudly to call attention to the choking victim. So a chuckle AND a snicker…not too shabby for a half assed post.