Situations that Are Difficult to Resolve With Cheetos
Cheetos (a.k.a. Cheezies, Tasties, Wotsits) can be used to resolve a wide variety of tough situations, like getting revenge on an a-hole at the laundromat or dealing with snoring fat guys on an airplane. But be careful. You can become overconfident in your Cheetos conflict resolution skills. Here are some scenarios that require more creative Cheetos solutions.
Assisting Someone Who is Choking on Cheetos
It can be very difficult to help someone who is choking on Cheetos with… Cheetos. But don’t get discouraged! Try holding a Cheeto in each hand and waving them like airline runway personnel to signal for help. You can also crunch them loudly which will draw attention.
Dealing with High Gas Prices
Cheetos are not particularly useful for dealing with high gas prices. But if you’re thinking about driving somewhere, try eating an entire bag of Cheetos first. You may feel lazy or sick and decide to take a nap instead of running errands, which will cut down on costs.
Shipping Antiquities
It doesn’t seem like Cheetos would be that helpful for shipping fragile packages. But Cheetos are earth-friendly and a fun surprise as a packaging material! Just grab a couple bags and dump them in a box before adding your precious cargo. If you’re running low, you can mix in some Funyuns or Smartfood.
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