Get a Girl To Stop Wearing Blankets
Blanket fashions have quickly spiraled out of control and many girls now refuse to leave their homes without one. Help someone you care about to break the habit with these AMAZING tips!
Show Up Wearing a Sleeping Bag
Girls who wear blankets are often blind to how ridiculous it looks. Push their blanket fashion sense to the breaking point by showing up wrapped in a Coleman – “It’s a little bulky, but it’s dressy casual. And I’m DEFINITELY not cold. I mean not even a little bit.”
Let Her In On Your Grandma Fantasy
If it’s your girlfriend that has the blanket problem, then this is a clever way to let her know it’s making her look elderly… and that you like it! Next time you’re getting down to business, ask her to keep her blanket on and then whisper something sexy that lets her know you want to role-play, like “Shhh… you’ll wake the grand-babies” or “I want you to take your teeth out first” or “You better hope Medicare covers rug burns.”
Treat Her Like She’s Native American
Blankets make girls look Native American, so try interacting with her as if she were one. For instance, say “I don’t know if this restaurant serves maize. Is that okay?” or “You probably can’t pay with animal pelts here. Do you need me to spot you?”
How do you stop girls from wearing blankets? Let us know!
Photo Credit: [Malingering]
Charlie said
am March 5 2008 @ 6:16 pm
Just laugh at them. It makes women insecure so they have to change. Its the ultimate fallback!